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Every year, when the temperature dropped,
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people's criteria also falls
and they stayed with anyone.
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Heaters were expensive,
but sweaty bodies were cheap.
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Nowadays people
they call it the "season of need",
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but at the time we called
just "autumn".
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I love the smell
of despair in autumn!
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Beauty! This is the only time of year
that we have a chance with girls.
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A cold single woman.
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It's time to work.
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Hey beautiful. Want to warm up a little?
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No, thank you.
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That's cool!
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I was so desperate
to be with someone
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that I would be
the first big brother
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asking for advice
about girls for the youngest.
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This just happened again
with the Wahlbergs.
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How do you think someone took this photo?
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Drew, I need help
with the girls.
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That! I'm getting ready
It's been 15 years to this day!
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But you are 15 years old.
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I have a plan. Come here.
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You and I will escape.
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Hi, Maria.
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What is she doing here?
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Okay, I'm going out with Taimak,
affair with El Debarge
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and dump Bobby Brown.
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She's smarter than Whitney.
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That's fine, if you like boys.
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But I like men, so
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I get the hell out of Ossie Davies,
I go out with Ray Charles
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and affair with his father.
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What? My father?
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Damn, it's really hot in here!
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Thirteen degrees Celsius!
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This costs 15 cents
heating, and you have a coat!
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I brought you a snack.
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Hi, Tonya's father.
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I liked your uniform,
Tonya's father.
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How disgusting!
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That's why Ladonna banned
you from her sleepovers.
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Shouldn't you guys be in bed already?
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You are so funny,
Tonya's father!
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Go take a cold shower.
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Goodbye.
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Look at the waste of chocolate!
We are not the Jeffersons.
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We're just going to "move up in life"
neither will they when we go to heaven.
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- Why are you in such a bad mood?
- I am doing great.
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Smell of bullshit.
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And furry.
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And shaving cream.
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What's this "oh" business?
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In the 80s, people
They didn't do therapy like they do today.
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So, black men only had
a place to deal
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with your problems
and feelings: the barbershop.
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You don't know
what happened at work.
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- Romeo...
- Ready.
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Next!
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I followed your advice
and I decided to finish my circumcision.
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You cut your hair so fast,
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I don't even have time for you
put your problems out.
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This is why bald men
they die early.
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We don't die! Do we die?
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It's okay, baby, I'm here.
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You can talk to me
about anything.
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He is well. Well, today at work...
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Rochelle.
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No. You know I can't hear
work problems without sleep.
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I have "work-lepsy".
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It doesn't exist, you invented it.
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Okay, I'll try again.
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Thanks.
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So today Romeo's truck
was behind mine
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when I was backing up, and...
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Let it go.
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I don't know, no.
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Why do girls like
of authorial poetry would go out with me?
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When girls start
smoking clove cigarettes,
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they lose their criteria,
and this is your chance.
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It cost.
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No need to thank me,
we are family!
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Okay, I'll teach you
the system that has no error
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to meet girls
of the Messiah of charm himself,
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LL Cool J.
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Okay, now look at this.
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Is this your system that has no error?
Do you lick your lips? No reason?
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Works for LL.
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You will see.
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Hi, I'm Sandy.
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- It saw?
- He is well.
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Like that?
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Stop it!
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I'm going home.
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What a bag!
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This is nothing irie.
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It went badly! It was in my bag
that you tripped over.
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Let me help.
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Sorry, I'm very testy.
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Hi, very helpful!
I'm very Nikki.
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Nikki, that wasn't funny.
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I'm Chris.
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Hi, I'm Nikki! I already said that!
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But what a good conversation.
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"Hair growth for men
cheap and stubborn."
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"Possible side effects:
nausea, drowsiness,
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excessive skin growth."
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He doesn't need to see all of this.
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So what is this?
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Vanessa called
and talked about a friend who is a doctor
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and is doing a clinical trial
for gout. So I went...
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Rochelle, clinical trials
can have bad side effects,
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even more feats
in black people.
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Doc got into one to test
hypertension medicine
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and now he sneezes
with eyes wide open.
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Take your...
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It's scary.
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But this one is different,
has no side effect.
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The trial pays 10 dollars per vial.
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I'm in! Give me, give me!
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Rochelle, wake up! I have
something important to tell you!
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Is she white?
She better not be white!
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What? No.
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Look at those baby hairs!
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So it is!
I look just like John Shaft!
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You can now count
your boring work stories
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at the barbershop.
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Yeah, that's good! There are so many things
happening at the carrier.
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So what's up with your shoulder?
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It hurts to hold those bags.
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They belong to my sisters, I hold them
while they flirt.
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They call me
of "bags scoundrel"!
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Damn it, Nikki, if you keep quiet,
people don't listen to you!
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My brothers
They also drive me crazy.
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I just want to scream, "why
Didn't my parents stop at me?"
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Yeah, me too!
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Sometimes I feel like I'm another mother
at home.
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Exactly.
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It wasn't me who chose
have these children.
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Look. So, if we
no longer in pain,
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Would you like, perhaps,
to go out with me?
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Why don't you...
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Disappears? Of course. Just don't hit me
with one of your bags.
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In fact, I was going to say,
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Why don't you call me?
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Legal.
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Excuse me.
I have to go to the bathroom,
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my 31 year old bladder
It's not what it was before.
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Thirty-one!
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I'm still excited.
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She went to pee!
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Again, I'm still excited.
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To take a break, let's focus
What does Chris have to lose?
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From an older woman
he is behind,
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but he is afraid of being too young.
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Hey! That guy stole my scarf!
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Inside, I was freaking out.
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I didn't know anything about leaving
with an older woman.
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But on the outside...
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And I said, "I want to see
that big body of yours at three o'clock",
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and she said,
"Chris, I love three hours."
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What have you planned
for this meeting?
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I was just going to be myself
and see what happened.
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But you don't have a job,
no car.
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You don't even have a bike.
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I have a bus card.
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Can't take an older woman
by bus on the first date.
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Tragic, tragic!
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When will you leave
with an older woman,
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you have to be perfect
or trying to lie.
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My mistake was telling the truth
for mine, and now she's with someone else.
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In my defense,
her sister is a hottie!
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I think Chris
You just need to practice licking your lips.
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It always works for me.
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Drew, I was like that at your age.
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I was also beautiful once.
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My goodness!
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You weren't always eaten
and cadaverous?
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That's right.
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Do you think your youthful tricks
and beautiful will work forever?
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Can't lick your lips
to escape middle age.
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Every man in your family
He stays bald until he's 30.
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Do you think women
they will fall for your charm
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when you have
a bald, hairy head?
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I had never thought about that.
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So back to me.
Do you think I should lie?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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I tell women
I rent the house to your family.
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I say I'm just
an eccentric heir
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who cuts hair for charity.
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I say
that I invented the paperclip.
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And then I give her some. For free!
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But I don't want to lie to her.
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I liked her.
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Okay, then be yourself.
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You should know
I'm 17 years old,
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and I only have 10 dollars to my name,
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but I really want to snuggle
and warm up in you.
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Yuck!
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EXPEL SUCKER
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Okay, so I'm not going to be myself.
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I'm going to be old, rich and a liar.
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And have fun!
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Says he has a college degree
of London economy.
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How will she check?
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Just take a look!
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I'm coming out of "bowling ball"
for "tennis ball"!
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Father? Your head!
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You mean,
my head with hair?
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Wow, Julius, you look handsome!
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Come to the chair,
I'm going to clear my schedule.
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I want to take care of these calmly...
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Luxurious curls!
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Great, because I need it
tell you about my work.
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I need to go to party
my colleague's birthday,
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Romeo, and it has a dress code!
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Now where am I going to get a shirt
that isn't stuck to my pants?
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Why isn't my dad hot?
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Point number one:
he has bunions on his feet and hands.
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He's so old his bones creak
like a haunted house.
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And his eczema makes Freddy Krueger
look like a porcelain doll.
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AND? We have different tastes.
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Do you like pretty boys,
and I of older men
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with strange problems due to old age
and lifestyle.
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Anyway, I'm hungry,
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what did your father's bold
Are you going to make it for dinner?
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- Hi, "I fell on my face".
- Hi, purse bastard.
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I made a reservation for us
at Peter Luger Steakhouse.
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I didn't, no!
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My God, Luger's crispy bacon
it's very good!
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Taking away the heartburn that occurs afterwards.
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Aging, isn't it a pain?
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The dates were so much better
when we were young.
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A date was just two people
getting on a bus
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and seeing
where Mr. Transit was going to take him.
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AND. Good old days.
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Look, I thought now.
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Riding the bus
It’s such a fun idea, Chris!
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Will give us a chance
to really get to know each other.
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So what do you work with?
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I...
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Have you ever heard of xuxinha?
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- Yes.
- It's my thing.
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I invented it in one day.
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They said I should call
from "the xuxinha",
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but I had a vision.
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You're kidding! I have several!
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This is so cool!
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I wanted to do things like that.
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All I do is sleep. And eat.
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And hang out with my sisters and stuff.
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And work.
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Hey, speaking of which, I have
a boring work event tomorrow
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and I can take a companion.
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- Do you want to come?
- Let me see my schedule.
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But look, I'm free.
255
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,048
I had made it,
256
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,426
I was hugging a woman
to keep me warm!
257
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,388
I was the first happy black man
for being grabbed.
258
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,479
Those guys were right,
259
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,856
lick your lips
It won't work forever,
260
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So you better enjoy it now.
261
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:58,319
No. It can't be that bad
for future Drew.
262
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,905
Tell me it's not so bad.
263
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:03,533
Drew, you better sit down
to hear this one.
264
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:09,998
With these dry lips,
I only get straight-A women!
265
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:14,418
No!
266
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,129
Yes!
267
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,381
Our boy finally has a girlfriend,
268
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:22,302
then your heart is in the parade!
269
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,722
Don't come and judge me.
270
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,599
So, did your date go well?
271
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,060
I'm going to a work party.
272
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,811
- Our!
- What do I wear?
273
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,021
I don't know.
274
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,773
I don't know anything else in life!
275
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,900
Did you know that we will be bald one day?
276
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,903
I'm only going to have a straight-A woman!
277
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,613
I've never seen a nine.
278
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,823
I'm not ready
to be normal, Chris.
279
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,535
Say it's going to be okay!
280
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,168
I managed to tell two stories
of work today
281
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,879
at the barbershop
before leaving the chair!
282
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,216
So your problem of not having someone
to vent about work
283
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,384
is it resolved?
284
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,552
Yeah, I think so.
285
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,680
And it's because of your hair,
which is because of the medicine,
286
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,223
which is because of me.
287
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,599
Wow, I'm good!
288
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,476
Yeah, it was a good coincidence.
289
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,686
Coincidence?
290
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,188
The clinical trial
it was for hair growth.
291
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,857
Science and Rochelle won!
292
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,194
I would like to thank me.
293
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,821
Don't interrupt me!
294
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,281
My husband has two jobs
295
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,783
and baby hair
what science did for him!
296
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,493
Wait, am I still going to make ten dollars?
297
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,246
Yes! And now you have hair,
298
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,623
and more time to chat
at the barbershop,
299
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,458
and the best wife in the world.
300
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,544
Thank you, you're welcome!
301
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,088
I'm a lucky man.
302
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,929
The side effect of the nipple, what?
303
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,142
- Julius?
- You really are the best wife.
304
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,520
Thanks for tricking me into using
something that did me good.
305
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,148
You're welcome, love.
306
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,653
Suggested doses are for suckers!
Bald suckers!
307
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,239
Here we go!
308
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,119
Romeo gave his all at this party.
309
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,956
He raised the temperature
up to 13 degrees! I'm impressed!
310
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,041
Me too.
311
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,336
But you should stay away
of his Jaguar.
312
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,464
I have to go to the hospital.
313
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,674
So, Julius, what is this?
314
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,801
Do they look like nipples on your back?
315
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,678
Wow, it's really cold here.
316
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,015
- Nipples on the back?
- It's not at the front.
317
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,059
How did this happen?
318
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:35,934
The hair pills.
319
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,814
No! I'm more of a freak
clinical trial!
320
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,568
Did my eyes stay open?
321
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,700
I'm going to go get some "Í-pê-ás".
322
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,576
You are so funny.
323
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,870
I would love an IPA.
324
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,838
No! Stock exchanges.
325
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:05,964
Chris?
326
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,925
- Father?
- What are you doing here?
327
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,302
Wearing my coat? With beers!
328
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:14,391
And, Nikki, why are you leaving
with my son who is only 17 years old?
329
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:18,560
Are you 17? What?
330
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:22,690
Excellent! In addition to the stock exchanges,
Now I'm an angel pope!
331
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,275
Not now, Janice!
332
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,987
Face.
333
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,199
Chris found a girl
to keep warm.
334
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:35,370
But his daddy arrived suddenly
to make it rain!
335
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,374
What do you have to say in your defense?
336
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,333
I...
337
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,626
Shut up! I don't want to hear a word!
338
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:43,961
I'm not in the mood!
339
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:47,464
You lied to go out with a woman
older woman who works with me,
340
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:50,759
and worse than that, you met her
in an authorial poetry bar!
341
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,346
Do you know how many addicts, abusers
and frustrated rappers
342
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,681
do they have in these places?
343
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,599
- Dad, I...
- I said "shiu"!
344
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,894
And don't tell your mother about Nikki.
Your mother will be arrested for killing her,
345
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,980
and I will have to raise you
as a single father,
346
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,023
- is that what you want? Answer, boy!
- But...
347
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,277
The only sound I want to hear
It's you going up to your room,
348
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,404
and if I catch you
sneaking out again,
349
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,199
I'm going to give a personal kick
and very poetic on your ass!
350
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,787
Hi, love, how was Romeo's party?
351
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,832
I have nipples on my back,
Rochelle.
352
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:26,086
Where did all this come from?
There was only one when I saw you.
353
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,421
I mean...
354
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:30,883
Did you know I had a nipple
behind your back and said nothing?
355
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,261
There were hungry babies crawling
behind me in the street!
356
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,725
You were so happy,
and I didn't want to ruin it.
357
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:43,645
It was really nice to have hair
and be able to vent about work,
358
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,982
but now I have to take it off
those little tits on my back!
359
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,066
Baby, you're right.
360
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,819
I shouldn't have deceived you
to take that medicine.
361
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,572
And I shouldn't have taken
all the pills at once.
362
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,825
What? That's why there are so many...
363
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:01,497
It doesn't matter. I need to be better
to hear you talk about work.
364
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,124
I think I have an idea.
365
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,005
What happened next?
366
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,883
Romeo parked the truck and...
367
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,635
Beauty. No, cool, I woke up.
368
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,679
I'm still listening.
Okay, so Romeo parked...
369
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,140
I'll guess:
Did he park in your space?
370
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,810
Yes, that's exactly what he did.
371
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,312
I don't believe!
372
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,649
HOW TO GET HOT
373
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,777
- You got caught, didn't you?
- Yes.
374
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,694
- Mom or dad?
- Daddy.
375
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,655
- It could be worse.
- Yeah.
376
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,865
You're freaking out about not being a cat
when you're old?
377
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,033
Just a little.
378
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:41,703
Well, you could have found it
the first woman who likes you
379
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,872
and humiliated her
at a work party,
380
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,749
and now he is alone, and he is a liar.
381
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,917
So it is.
382
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,795
How crazy that our problems
are exactly the same.
383
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,797
I wanted to apologize
for Nikki now,
384
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,216
but daddy wants to stick it
a kick in my ass.
385
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,760
One day I won't be able to help you
with women,
386
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,429
but I will always be able to help you
distracting daddy.
387
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,431
Thanks, Drew.
388
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,436
There, dad! What is the best strategy
for Black Friday?
389
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:10,566
This will take all night!
What do you know about energy drinks?
390
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,527
There are people who line up in the morning
before Thanksgiving,
391
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:16,864
but they are foolish people who should not
take nothing seriously in this life.
392
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,116
Now, look at this.
393
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,869
Not that I don't love free pizza,
394
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:25,080
but there is some reason
for you to ask me to come here?
395
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,207
You have reason to think
that my father is a cat.
396
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,586
Last night, looking in the mirror,
I realized one thing:
397
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:33,380
I'm beautiful,
so it's obvious that my father is handsome.
398
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,717
I have perfect genes,
and half is his.
399
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,886
Yuck! I don't believe
that you think your father is hot!
400
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,804
But you said...
401
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,974
And to think that I almost was
your stepmother.
402
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,642
Wow, I got rid of that one.
403
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,021
I'm not attracted to my father!
404
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,447
Hi, bag bastard.
405
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,283
Excellent! It's the child from my date!
406
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,160
Let me guess:
Are you 12 years old?
407
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,871
I'm sorry about all of this.
408
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:09,708
I just really liked you.
So I lied like hell.
409
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,834
I didn't like you
410
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,503
Why would you take me
at Peter Luger steakhouse,
411
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,589
or because you
He is the inventor of xuxinhas.
412
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:16,882
Damn, Nikki!
413
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,218
How did you not notice
that it was a lie?
414
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:24,057
Just so you know, I liked you
clumsy and cute when I met him.
415
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:27,476
The real you is cool,
He's just not old enough yet.
416
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,560
Serious?
417
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:32,189
Girls will see how you
It's great one day, be patient.
418
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:35,067
In fact, this all made me realize
419
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,402
that I really like
it's older guys,
420
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,946
So I got back with my ex.
421
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,448
Chris?
You were the one going out with her?
422
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,325
I'm going to have to stab you.
423
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,619
Right on your feet!
424
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,877
The heart of the city,
beating by a whisker,
425
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,964
echoes a familiar refrain:
426
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,801
Everyone still hates Chris.